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Thomas E. Johnson · Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 1:18 am Post subject: Coming To God

The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven... which part of your body goes first?"

Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."

Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?"

Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first."

"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs."

The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.

"Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"

Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, "Oh God, I'm coming!"

If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."

The nun fainted.

Laughing

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EssexLad · Dr H. Amster Joined: 22 Nov 2005 Posts: 616

LOL i heard another one like that Very Happy

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HayleyxAnn · Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:55 pm Post subject:

lol

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Lady G · Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:33 pm Post subject:

i think that's a prefectly good answer Laughing

good little johnny hehe

supra simon · Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:57 pm Post subject:

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